Dear God In Heaven....

Please, please, please don't tease me. Could it be? Am I down to wiping the ass of just one child? Please God, let it be so.

I put the kabosh on wiping Brendon's ass. I had about enough of it. 6 years of enough to be exact.

Now, today, Jessica insisted on wiping her own. And I consented. This better not be a tease, God. Make sure she insists every. single. day for the rest of my life.

Thank you.