It's Not Wonder Years Here

Today, I asked Brendon if Ashley liked the bracelet.

He was like, "I don't know."

And I was like, "Did you see if she was wearing it?"

And then he was like, "I have no idea, pffft."

And then he started throwing a ball with his bro and sis.

I was hoping for a romantic Winnie and Kevin moment where they lock eyes and the wind blows through their hair and they walk up to each other and maybe Brendon trips and fumbles a bit and then Ashley gives a coy little giggle as she covers her mouth and then Brendon brushes himself off and leans in for a kiss, but they bump noses and she rubs her nose and he rubs his and they walk away from the unrequited kiss.