Mom Wants A Diabetes Cure

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Slow Down Young One

Brendon came to me with a pen and paper. He asked me to spell harmony for him. I asked him why. He said there is a website he wanted to check out. I knew immediately without him saying which site:

Me: No. You are NOT going on that website. Those women are old enough to be your mother.

Brendon (shoulders drop, looking clearly disappointed): Well, maybe there are girls....arrgghh!!

Me: There are no girls your age on that website. You're not going on it and that's final.

Brendon: But maybe.....

Me: NO!


  • Oh gosh he sounds like my cousin, who just turned 8. He told me that spritzing Gatorade on yourself, "attracts the ladies."

    By Blogger Jillian, at 1/01/2008 1:26 PM  

  • LMAO. Where did he get that idea from?

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1/01/2008 1:52 PM  

  • least eharmony isn't sleazy like some of the other sights. He has good taste in dating sites. haha! :)

    By Blogger Amylia, at 1/01/2008 2:05 PM  

  • Well that's looking on the bright side I guess, LOL. I hope he doesn't catch on to mail order brides.

    He had already filled out an online form and I've been getting calls to see if Brendon wants to work from home.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1/01/2008 2:08 PM  

  • OMG.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/01/2008 3:02 PM  

  • Wow! They grow up sooooo fast these days, don't they?

    By Blogger Donna, at 1/01/2008 3:12 PM  

  • LOL!

    By Anonymous in search of balance, at 1/01/2008 3:13 PM  

  • F**ing Actually Laughing Out Loud. Good lord. :D

    By Blogger Nicole P, at 1/01/2008 5:41 PM  

  • But wouldn't it be interesting to have him fill out the form to see what all his answers are? :-)

    By Blogger Naomi, at 1/01/2008 7:42 PM  

  • Shannon, I have no idea, but I know he has passed this along to his 5 year old brother. They both have a lot of strange theories about girls.

    By Blogger Jillian, at 1/01/2008 7:43 PM  

  • Naomi, thanks for tempting my curiosity. I'm off to find a mail order bride form.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1/01/2008 8:10 PM  

  • I had a friend who connect with his now wife and another who is now engaged because of that website. Hopefully Brendon doesn't have to turn to that, but at least he's got no shame in it. haha.

    By Blogger Albert, at 1/03/2008 11:28 AM  

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