Slow Down Young One
Brendon came to me with a pen and paper. He asked me to spell harmony for him. I asked him why. He said there is a website he wanted to check out. I knew immediately without him saying which site:
Me: No. You are NOT going on that website. Those women are old enough to be your mother.
Brendon (shoulders drop, looking clearly disappointed): Well, maybe there are girls....arrgghh!!
Me: There are no girls your age on that website. You're not going on it and that's final.
Brendon: But maybe.....
Me: NO!
Me: No. You are NOT going on that website. Those women are old enough to be your mother.
Brendon (shoulders drop, looking clearly disappointed): Well, maybe there are girls....arrgghh!!
Me: There are no girls your age on that website. You're not going on it and that's final.
Brendon: But maybe.....
Me: NO!
posted by Shannon at
12:54 PM
12 Comments:
Oh gosh he sounds like my cousin, who just turned 8. He told me that spritzing Gatorade on yourself, "attracts the ladies."
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Jillian, at 1/01/2008 1:26 PM
LMAO. Where did he get that idea from?
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Shannon, at 1/01/2008 1:52 PM
hahah...at least eharmony isn't sleazy like some of the other sights. He has good taste in dating sites. haha! :)
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Unknown, at 1/01/2008 2:05 PM
Well that's looking on the bright side I guess, LOL. I hope he doesn't catch on to mail order brides.
He had already filled out an online form and I've been getting calls to see if Brendon wants to work from home.
By
Shannon, at 1/01/2008 2:08 PM
OMG.
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Anonymous, at 1/01/2008 3:02 PM
Wow! They grow up sooooo fast these days, don't they?
By
Donna, at 1/01/2008 3:12 PM
LOL!
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Anonymous, at 1/01/2008 3:13 PM
F**ing Actually Laughing Out Loud. Good lord. :D
By
Nicole P, at 1/01/2008 5:41 PM
But wouldn't it be interesting to have him fill out the form to see what all his answers are? :-)
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Naomi, at 1/01/2008 7:42 PM
Shannon, I have no idea, but I know he has passed this along to his 5 year old brother. They both have a lot of strange theories about girls.
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Jillian, at 1/01/2008 7:43 PM
Naomi, thanks for tempting my curiosity. I'm off to find a mail order bride form.
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Shannon, at 1/01/2008 8:10 PM
I had a friend who connect with his now wife and another who is now engaged because of that website. Hopefully Brendon doesn't have to turn to that, but at least he's got no shame in it. haha.
By
Albert, at 1/03/2008 11:28 AM
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