This Is So Blogworthy It's Not Even Funny (Oh, But It Is)

Hanz and Franz (Jeff and his boss) were driving to lunch when Jeff started getting on his boss's case about blowing off going to the gym and eating crap after agreeing that he would resume their morning routine and get back to losing weight after taking the summer off (like yours truely).

Jeff's boss promised he's going to eat good again and offered Jeff....a PINKY SWEAR!! He made Jeff pinky swear with him!!

OMFG was I ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD (I had to spell it out to emphasize how hard I was laughing) when Jeff told me this.

He said it happened a while ago, but he was too embarassed to tell me about it.

You have to understand the man that Jeff's boss is. He's badass. He shaves his head bald, he's got a don't fuck with me attitude. Even though he gets his eyebrows waxed, he is totally bad.

He grew up in the slummy 'burbs of Boston and has been in fights with men who were packing guns. He's seen it all and been through it all.

Yet he made Jeff pinky swear with him. I can't take it.