Conversation With a 4 Year Old

Based on Jamie's post about her husband's conversation with their 4 year old daughter, here's one that I just went through:

Jessica: Mom, what am I allergic to?

Me: Nothing

Jessica: Noooo, what am I allergic to?

Me: NOTHING. You're not allergic to anything.

Jessica: Am I allergic to hair?

Me: What? To hair? What are you talking about? You're not allergic to hair.

Jessica: Mom

Me: What.

Jessica: Mom

Me: Wha-aat!

Jessica: Mom, nevermind.