Kids These Days
Jacob (eating a handful of peanuts): Hey Mom! There's peanut butter in these peanuts!
Me: No. They mash up peanuts to make peanut butter.
Jacob: NoooOO! They put peanut butter in the peanuts. That's why they taste this way.
Me (mumbled under my breath): Whatever.
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It's first thing in the morning:
Brendon: Mom, I'm going down to the basement for a minute.
Me (smelling trouble): Why do you need to go down there?
Brendon: unintelligible.
Me: Why do you need to go down there?
Brendon: To loosen up my LEGS!
Me: What? On the elliptical?
Brendon: YES!
Me (in my head): OMG. He's turning into a 40 year old already.......
Me: No. They mash up peanuts to make peanut butter.
Jacob: NoooOO! They put peanut butter in the peanuts. That's why they taste this way.
Me (mumbled under my breath): Whatever.
___________
It's first thing in the morning:
Brendon: Mom, I'm going down to the basement for a minute.
Me (smelling trouble): Why do you need to go down there?
Brendon: unintelligible.
Me: Why do you need to go down there?
Brendon: To loosen up my LEGS!
Me: What? On the elliptical?
Brendon: YES!
Me (in my head): OMG. He's turning into a 40 year old already.......
posted by Shannon at
8:32 AM
3 Comments:
LOL -
Sometimes kids are just way to cool and advanced for those of us who are kids at heart!
k2
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k2, at 6/29/2008 12:37 PM
lol
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George, at 6/29/2008 6:29 PM
LOL. I need to do compilation of my kids' best. This morning the coffee machine beeped and my daughter looked up at me and said: "Mom, you need to change your pump!"
By
AmyT, at 6/30/2008 2:14 AM
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