It's All Where The Emphasis Lies
Just one more thing to think of to make me laugh at odd times during the day:
Brendon: Is Uranus pronounced Your-anus or Urine-iss.
Me (willing myself to be mature and not LMAO): Well, I think it's supposed to be Your-anus, but some people pronounce it Urine-iss.
Brendon: I thought so. Mrs. B pronounced it Urine-iss, but I thought she was wrong. I thought it was pronounced Your-anus.
Please end this conversation before I bust my gall bladder. PLEASE.
Me: Hey, go finish picking up your baseball cards.
Brendon: O.K.
Me (silently mouthing the words and ending it with a deep sigh of relief): Thank you.
Now excuse me while I go LMAO.
Brendon: Is Uranus pronounced Your-anus or Urine-iss.
Me (willing myself to be mature and not LMAO): Well, I think it's supposed to be Your-anus, but some people pronounce it Urine-iss.
Brendon: I thought so. Mrs. B pronounced it Urine-iss, but I thought she was wrong. I thought it was pronounced Your-anus.
Please end this conversation before I bust my gall bladder. PLEASE.
Me: Hey, go finish picking up your baseball cards.
Brendon: O.K.
Me (silently mouthing the words and ending it with a deep sigh of relief): Thank you.
Now excuse me while I go LMAO.
posted by Shannon at
6:01 PM
14 Comments:
Personally, I prefer "Yer anus"
LMAO.
Sometimes conversations with kids can be real doozies.
Doozies.
Now that's a funny word.
Doozies.
Heh.
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Jamie, at 4/02/2008 8:33 PM
haha! Love it!
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Life As I Know It, at 4/02/2008 8:57 PM
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
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Donna, at 4/02/2008 10:54 PM
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Shannon, at 4/02/2008 11:05 PM
I hate Uranus. It's freaking cold and far away!
;)
Thanks for LOL
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George, at 4/03/2008 12:18 AM
Is Uranus gaseous like Venus?
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Shannon, at 4/03/2008 12:52 AM
Are there rings around Uranus?
I read your previous post about uncontrollable laughter...it reminded me of a conversation at work several years ago.
We were talking about something stupid like this and just started laughing uncontrollably - our faces heart, tears were coming out.
Then this lady comes walking into the room (it was a computer room with about 4 of us in there) and asks if anybody is missing a dog - someone hit a small Beagle on the way into the driveway of the office...and 1 of us guys STARTS LAUGHING! OMG you should have seen that lady's face!
But it gets WORSE! So that night he goes out to dinner with his wife and 2 friends and one of them mentions his mom was just diagnosed with cancer. I am not shitting you my colleague busted out laughing! I shit you not!!! He said his wife all but knocked him out. He tried to explain to everyone about the laughing outbreak at work, but who is going to believe a story like that.
OMG.
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Brett, at 4/03/2008 8:39 AM
Brett...I can totally feel your comment. Laughing can turn into a reflex you just can't control, LOL.
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Shannon, at 4/03/2008 8:45 AM
hehe.... kids are just awesome.
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Adam Greene, at 4/03/2008 3:32 PM
I think it's actually your-an-us
but it's so much funnier when kids call it your-anus.
anyway, tell him to share this interesting fact with his teacher, she'll love it:
Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near uranus.
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Michelle, at 4/03/2008 4:50 PM
OMG. Michelle, can you imagine him starting off with "My mom told me..."
Oh shit. I'm laughing now.
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Shannon, at 4/03/2008 5:06 PM
Just don't let him tell the teacher, "Uranus makes the Earth seem small." She might smack him.
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Naomi, at 4/03/2008 7:59 PM
Naomi,
LMFAO!!!!
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Shannon, at 4/04/2008 8:58 AM
Oh "we should thank the guy who discovered this planet because now we can look at uranus all night long"
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Michelle, at 4/04/2008 7:01 PM
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