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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

It's All Where The Emphasis Lies

Just one more thing to think of to make me laugh at odd times during the day:

Brendon: Is Uranus pronounced Your-anus or Urine-iss.

Me (willing myself to be mature and not LMAO): Well, I think it's supposed to be Your-anus, but some people pronounce it Urine-iss.

Brendon: I thought so. Mrs. B pronounced it Urine-iss, but I thought she was wrong. I thought it was pronounced Your-anus.

Please end this conversation before I bust my gall bladder. PLEASE.

Me: Hey, go finish picking up your baseball cards.

Brendon: O.K.

Me (silently mouthing the words and ending it with a deep sigh of relief): Thank you.

Now excuse me while I go LMAO.

14 Comments:

  • Personally, I prefer "Yer anus"

    LMAO.

    Sometimes conversations with kids can be real doozies.

    Doozies.

    Now that's a funny word.

    Doozies.

    Heh.

    By Blogger Jamie, at 4/02/2008 8:33 PM  

  • haha! Love it!

    By Blogger Life As I Know It, at 4/02/2008 8:57 PM  

  • Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

    By Blogger Donna, at 4/02/2008 10:54 PM  

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    By Blogger Shannon, at 4/02/2008 11:05 PM  

  • I hate Uranus. It's freaking cold and far away!

    ;)

    Thanks for LOL

    By Blogger George, at 4/03/2008 12:18 AM  

  • Is Uranus gaseous like Venus?

    By Blogger Shannon, at 4/03/2008 12:52 AM  

  • Are there rings around Uranus?

    I read your previous post about uncontrollable laughter...it reminded me of a conversation at work several years ago.

    We were talking about something stupid like this and just started laughing uncontrollably - our faces heart, tears were coming out.

    Then this lady comes walking into the room (it was a computer room with about 4 of us in there) and asks if anybody is missing a dog - someone hit a small Beagle on the way into the driveway of the office...and 1 of us guys STARTS LAUGHING! OMG you should have seen that lady's face!

    But it gets WORSE! So that night he goes out to dinner with his wife and 2 friends and one of them mentions his mom was just diagnosed with cancer. I am not shitting you my colleague busted out laughing! I shit you not!!! He said his wife all but knocked him out. He tried to explain to everyone about the laughing outbreak at work, but who is going to believe a story like that.

    OMG.

    By Blogger Brett, at 4/03/2008 8:39 AM  

  • Brett...I can totally feel your comment. Laughing can turn into a reflex you just can't control, LOL.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 4/03/2008 8:45 AM  

  • hehe.... kids are just awesome.

    By Blogger adam, at 4/03/2008 3:32 PM  

  • I think it's actually your-an-us
    but it's so much funnier when kids call it your-anus.

    anyway, tell him to share this interesting fact with his teacher, she'll love it:

    Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man can not survive anywhere near uranus.

    By Blogger Michelle, at 4/03/2008 4:50 PM  

  • OMG. Michelle, can you imagine him starting off with "My mom told me..."

    Oh shit. I'm laughing now.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 4/03/2008 5:06 PM  

  • Just don't let him tell the teacher, "Uranus makes the Earth seem small." She might smack him.

    By Blogger Naomi, at 4/03/2008 7:59 PM  

  • Naomi,

    LMFAO!!!!

    By Blogger Shannon, at 4/04/2008 8:58 AM  

  • Oh "we should thank the guy who discovered this planet because now we can look at uranus all night long"

    By Blogger Michelle, at 4/04/2008 7:01 PM  

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