Just When You Thought You've Heard It All
This news story is like an unbelievably bizzare story line from a show like ER.
My favorite quote is this one:
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
What exactly is a "bit" to you, Mr. Ellis. And this story sure as hell surprised me!
Woman Sat On Toilet For Two Years.
She had to be pried off of the seat for fuck's sake! I guess after hearing about infusion sets in the labia, this really shouldn't surprise me afterall.
My favorite quote is this one:
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
What exactly is a "bit" to you, Mr. Ellis. And this story sure as hell surprised me!
Woman Sat On Toilet For Two Years.
She had to be pried off of the seat for fuck's sake! I guess after hearing about infusion sets in the labia, this really shouldn't surprise me afterall.
posted by Shannon at
5:33 PM
10 Comments:
Oh for f#&$'s sake!
If it weren't in print I wouldn't believe it!
Here come the jokes:
* I get more ass than a toilet seat.
* Honey, you gonna be in there all year?
* Give up already, lets go to church.
* If you don't move, you're gonna get stuck like that.
How on God's green earth did she sleep?
By
Brett, at 3/12/2008 8:54 PM
LMFAO @ honey, are you going to be in there all year?
I never thought about sleep.
What about boredom?
Did she have enough reading material? Perhaps navel gazing?
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Shannon, at 3/12/2008 9:20 PM
I'm going to hell.
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Shannon, at 3/12/2008 9:21 PM
I am still trying to figure out the infusion set thing since I read it earlier today. The only thought I can think of it OWWWWWW...
By
Anonymous, at 3/12/2008 9:51 PM
Just when you think people can't be any more fucked up, hey, look! They are.
By
Major Bedhead, at 3/12/2008 10:07 PM
Hmmmm, boyfriend....so makes me think it was at his APARTMENT...and in that neck of the woods with those types of people I don't think it would be a 3 bedroom palace.
WTF if it was just a 1 bedroom/1 bathroom apartment? Just imagine when he had to go....
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Brett, at 3/13/2008 12:31 AM
I thought it had to be a one bathroom also. Where did he go when nature called?
Why didn't he just pull her off the toilet?
Talk about passive aggressive.
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Shannon, at 3/13/2008 7:30 AM
He probably peed in the shower. As for #2, there's always a bucket.
I hope it was a cushy seat!
By
Naomi, at 3/13/2008 10:52 AM
Wow.
At least she was in a good place if a diarrhea attack hit her (hey, I'm trying to look at the positives here .... I think that's the only one ....).
That's just too screwed up. There are too many nutjobs out there. Her body literally enveloped the seat. Now there's one for ya. A parlour trick to show off to your friends.
What? All you got is an infusion set on your LABIA?? I have a f'ing toilet seat stuck to my ass - literally!!! Wanna see??
I think I've heard it all now! LOL LOL.
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Jamie, at 3/13/2008 11:45 AM
I heard that today too - I'm just trying to understand how f-d up the boyfriend was for letting it go on for 2 years. I think they're both more than a little off.
By
Michelle, at 3/13/2008 1:01 PM
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