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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Just When You Thought You've Heard It All

This news story is like an unbelievably bizzare story line from a show like ER.

My favorite quote is this one:

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

What exactly is a "bit" to you, Mr. Ellis. And this story sure as hell surprised me!

Woman Sat On Toilet For Two Years.

She had to be pried off of the seat for fuck's sake! I guess after hearing about infusion sets in the labia, this really shouldn't surprise me afterall.


  • Oh for f#&$'s sake!

    If it weren't in print I wouldn't believe it!

    Here come the jokes:
    * I get more ass than a toilet seat.
    * Honey, you gonna be in there all year?
    * Give up already, lets go to church.
    * If you don't move, you're gonna get stuck like that.

    How on God's green earth did she sleep?

    By Blogger Brett, at 3/12/2008 8:54 PM  

  • LMFAO @ honey, are you going to be in there all year?

    I never thought about sleep.

    What about boredom?
    Did she have enough reading material? Perhaps navel gazing?

    By Blogger Shannon, at 3/12/2008 9:20 PM  

  • I'm going to hell.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 3/12/2008 9:21 PM  

  • I am still trying to figure out the infusion set thing since I read it earlier today. The only thought I can think of it OWWWWWW...

    By Anonymous Sara, at 3/12/2008 9:51 PM  

  • Just when you think people can't be any more fucked up, hey, look! They are.

    By Blogger Major Bedhead, at 3/12/2008 10:07 PM  

  • Hmmmm, makes me think it was at his APARTMENT...and in that neck of the woods with those types of people I don't think it would be a 3 bedroom palace.

    WTF if it was just a 1 bedroom/1 bathroom apartment? Just imagine when he had to go....

    By Blogger Brett, at 3/13/2008 12:31 AM  

  • I thought it had to be a one bathroom also. Where did he go when nature called?

    Why didn't he just pull her off the toilet?

    Talk about passive aggressive.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 3/13/2008 7:30 AM  

  • He probably peed in the shower. As for #2, there's always a bucket.

    I hope it was a cushy seat!

    By Blogger Naomi, at 3/13/2008 10:52 AM  

  • Wow.

    At least she was in a good place if a diarrhea attack hit her (hey, I'm trying to look at the positives here .... I think that's the only one ....).

    That's just too screwed up. There are too many nutjobs out there. Her body literally enveloped the seat. Now there's one for ya. A parlour trick to show off to your friends.

    What? All you got is an infusion set on your LABIA?? I have a f'ing toilet seat stuck to my ass - literally!!! Wanna see??

    I think I've heard it all now! LOL LOL.

    By Blogger Jamie, at 3/13/2008 11:45 AM  

  • I heard that today too - I'm just trying to understand how f-d up the boyfriend was for letting it go on for 2 years. I think they're both more than a little off.

    By Blogger Michelle, at 3/13/2008 1:01 PM  

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