One Rock...Of Crack. Please?
I realized recently that a year ago I vowed to lose the last 20 pounds of pregnancy fat I had layering my ass and other various portions of my bod. One year later, I still have that 20 pounds of weight.
Glass half full = At least I didn't gain weight all year.
Glass half empty = I need to get my fat ass skinny again.
Crack is a pretty good weight loss enhancer, right? Except I'm ignorant of the ways to crack buying and wouldn't have a clue if I'm being ripped off, or even if I've bought enough. I'd be sort of like them:
I'll opt for working out, and Lean Cuisines. At least there's no guess work involved.
Glass half full = At least I didn't gain weight all year.
Glass half empty = I need to get my fat ass skinny again.
Crack is a pretty good weight loss enhancer, right? Except I'm ignorant of the ways to crack buying and wouldn't have a clue if I'm being ripped off, or even if I've bought enough. I'd be sort of like them:
I'll opt for working out, and Lean Cuisines. At least there's no guess work involved.
5 Comments:
at least you work out on a semi-regular basis. remember that!
By If not a mother..., at 9/11/2007 9:42 PM
I a weight watchers gal, meself.
By OhTheJoys, at 9/11/2007 9:42 PM
Um... Where is this fat ass of which you speak? I did not see an ass of fat when last we rendesvous-ed... Perhaps it exists only in your imagination?
By Nicole P, at 9/12/2007 3:21 PM
Ok - anyone who can possibly do a triathalon, is not a fat ass (just putting that one out there ... :) ).
That video made me laugh ... I'd go with the lean cuisine route ;)
By Jamie, at 9/12/2007 5:40 PM
are you friggin kidding me??? Fat ass, my ass!! You're so teeny, you could wear one of my bras as a 3-piece suit! LOL
By Lea, at 9/13/2007 8:30 AM
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