Mom Wants A Diabetes Cure

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Oh, How They Amuse Me

Jessica: We're going to see Aunt Jen and Uncle Ian kiss at their wedding. And we'll see mom and dad kiss too.

Grandma: Are you going to kiss anyone?

Jessica: No way!

Grandma: Jacob, are you going to kiss anyone?

Jacob: No way!

Grandma: Why not?

Jacob: Because I don't want babies. I don't want all those babies comin' outta my tenticles.


Me: Jacob, go pick out an outfit to wear to your party.

Jessica: Jacob is going to wear his birthday suit.

Me: Do you know what a birthday suit is?

Jessica: Yes. It's pink and squishy and says Jacob on the front.


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