Oh, How They Amuse Me
Jessica: We're going to see Aunt Jen and Uncle Ian kiss at their wedding. And we'll see mom and dad kiss too.
Grandma: Are you going to kiss anyone?
Jessica: No way!
Grandma: Jacob, are you going to kiss anyone?
Jacob: No way!
Grandma: Why not?
Jacob: Because I don't want babies. I don't want all those babies comin' outta my tenticles.
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Me: Jacob, go pick out an outfit to wear to your party.
Jessica: Jacob is going to wear his birthday suit.
Me: Do you know what a birthday suit is?
Jessica: Yes. It's pink and squishy and says Jacob on the front.
Grandma: Are you going to kiss anyone?
Jessica: No way!
Grandma: Jacob, are you going to kiss anyone?
Jacob: No way!
Grandma: Why not?
Jacob: Because I don't want babies. I don't want all those babies comin' outta my tenticles.
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Me: Jacob, go pick out an outfit to wear to your party.
Jessica: Jacob is going to wear his birthday suit.
Me: Do you know what a birthday suit is?
Jessica: Yes. It's pink and squishy and says Jacob on the front.
posted by Shannon at
10:47 AM
8 Comments:
Omg, I'm dying here!
By
Christine, at 5/04/2008 12:40 PM
I KNEW kissing caused babies! I just KNEW it!!!
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Naomi, at 5/04/2008 4:37 PM
Ahhh, I'm behind on my blog reading!
First off - Happy Belated to Jacob! He's five now? Woah - they grow so fast, don't they??
I'm still laughing at the karate/potty fart thing. Ahhh, sounds like stuff that goes on around this house I tell ya.
Secondly, this post was hilarious! Kissing causing babies and birthday suits being squishy, pink and saying "Jacob" on the front. Who knew???
By
Jamie, at 5/04/2008 6:03 PM
Your children are wise beyond their years.
By
Jillian, at 5/04/2008 6:52 PM
SO FUNNY!
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k2, at 5/04/2008 10:01 PM
SO FUNNY!
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k2, at 5/04/2008 10:02 PM
ahaha!! hilarious!
How was the party? I hope he had a good day :)
By
Lea, at 5/05/2008 10:27 AM
*snort* Oh good lord....
By
Major Bedhead, at 5/05/2008 11:08 PM
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