Mr. Meaty's Feeding Her Lines

I pinned my hair back last night before I started cooking dinner. It was nothing special, different from what I ever do with my hair, but I kind of liked it.

Later that evening, as I was tucking Jessica in to bed, I bent down to give her a kiss goodnight:

"Mom. I really like what you've done with your hair. How did you get it to grow out of your nostrils that way?"

Nice one.