Mom Wants A Diabetes Cure

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Deconstruction Of A Rock Band

Rock stars. Damned sons of bitches.

So demanding.

Things don't go exactly they way they envision, and the whole act turns to shit.

Jessica wouldn't show up for the first gig...because there was no chocolate in her dressing room. Jacob was tuning his guitar this way and that until he got just the right sound, nevermind that it sounded exactly the same as before he tuned it...the perfectionist that he is. Brendon became impatient and decided to completely shut down. Nevermind the millions of fans awaiting their comeback:

An attitude like that won't keep the fame aflame, maaan. So Brendon's totally out of the scene.

Jake filled in as lead singer. He couldn't have been more excited to have the opportunity to show who was truly born to be in the spotlight. I had to give into Jessica's demands and track down chocolate so that she would agree to take on lead guitar from Jake.

But of course, being lead got to his head. He's such a damned perfectionist and couldn't get in touch with his FEEELINGS. So he totally scrapped the song:

Rock moody and tempermental.


  • Oh, I live with one Shannon. I FEEL your pain. Really, I do.

    By Blogger Nicole P, at 8/21/2007 10:05 PM  

  • Ahh, I miss the stage!

    That was SO rock star. I hope they trashed the hotel room too! :)

    By Blogger George, at 8/21/2007 10:21 PM  

  • Awesome.... absolute Gold...

    Just think of the nice pad you can have in your old age when they REALLY make it...

    By Blogger kitter, at 8/22/2007 9:26 AM  

  • Well, I think they have the whole rock star 'tude down! LOL.

    Next thing to work on? Band compatibility .... LOL LOL.

    By Blogger Jamie, at 8/22/2007 2:52 PM  

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