Mom Wants A Diabetes Cure

Friday, September 29, 2006

Toys My Kids WILL NOT Be Getting For Christmas

Tanner, Barbie's pooping dog. We have a real dog that I pick up after. I don't need to pick up Tanner's crap too when I clean house.

This doll is making a comeback: Baby Alive, the eating and shitting baby. It hits too close to home. My youngest son is still in diapers....I don't need another baby who still shits in her diapers too.

And this one was brought to my attention by Julia. My kids won't get The Punisher either. This one hits too close to home too. I see that expression on my husband's face when he hasn't gotten any. I don't need a doll looking at me that way either!


  • Holy excrement, Batman!

    By Blogger Johnboy, at 9/29/2006 1:27 PM  

  • I saw those. Unbelievable.

    Have you seen The Punisher? Go here:

    Won't be getting him any time soon, either.

    By Blogger julia, at 9/29/2006 1:38 PM  

  • What the hell are these manufacturers thinking?!?

    I mean, really now, c'mon...

    By Blogger Scott K. Johnson, at 9/29/2006 1:49 PM  


    By Blogger Rachel, at 9/29/2006 8:47 PM  

  • Uhm...

    By Blogger Johnboy, at 9/30/2006 9:06 AM  

  • OMG!!! LMAO - I'm laughing at your "not getting any" comment ... I've seen that look too ....

    Crazy stuff I tell ya. I remember the baby alive doll - I wanted one so bad when I was a kid. Now I get goosebumps thinking "What if my kids had one??" .... ewwww.

    The makers of Barbie are going a bit too far with the shitting dog - that's disgusting!

    By Blogger Jamie, at 9/30/2006 11:30 AM  

  • Oh my. Why do they make toys like that for kids? And, I've seen The Punisher look a few times myself from my own hubby.

    By Blogger Penny, at 9/30/2006 11:37 AM  

  • You gotta be kidding, these are the toys on the market?

    By Blogger Tongue in Cheek Antiques, at 10/01/2006 5:09 AM  

  • Thanks for sharing, you are such a hoot. I love reading your blog.

    By the way it is me, Viv. (Beta blues)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/01/2006 11:52 PM  

  • A dog that poops? Barbie sure is all about class isn't she?

    By Blogger Freudian Slip, at 10/03/2006 5:01 AM  

  • 1. I cannot believe that dog. I sincerely hope that what spews from his ass is at least an edible little candy, just to make it fun. Otherwise, no fun at all. Why would I want to buy something else that shits for my house?

    2. Baby Alive was disgusting when I had her growing up. She's just as gross now. I only fed mine chocolate pudding because I wanted it to be as real as possible. I was a disgusting child.

    3. I have a question about this one: His name is the Punisher. And, from my vantage point, it looks like his ... manhood area is an enormous cannon. Exactly who is he punishing? And how???

    By Blogger Kerri., at 10/03/2006 1:56 PM  

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