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Monday, January 28, 2008

What A Train Wreck

Rock of Love has another season with Bret Michaels making out with skanks and having spiritual connections with women who are willing to lick chocolate off of their own breasts. My goodness, what entertainment!

I have to say that I never laughed harder when Bret picked a French woman to stay and rock his world. He always gets a special thank you from the women he picks. This woman couldn't thank him enough and it was something he actually couldn't stomach.

Bret: "I see a tongue darting out of a mouth, it's coming at me, it's large, it's fighting to get in my mouth, like a serpent. That tongue had made its way all the way down my throat, into my belly and tasted last night's supper."

When is the writer's strike going to be over? I need DVR'd House episodes.


  • Haha, my favorite part of that show is wondering where the women purchase their horrendously skanky clothes. I miss real TV shows too! In protest we have been watching an episode of my Grey's Anatomy seasons on dvd every Thursday. If we get through all 3 seasons I might die.

    By Blogger Jillian, at 1/28/2008 12:45 PM  

  • I cannot even believe that VH1 let him kick her off last night...

    The best line of any reality TV show yet...

    "I veel stay tewnight cause I throw myself up to za glass in za peep show and licking my teetz and stuff..."

    Good lord. Funny stuff.

    I predict a reality show featuring that lady (broad?)!

    By Blogger Nicole P, at 1/28/2008 12:51 PM  

  • Jillian,
    LMAO, I was wondering the same thing too.

    I'm going to see if 'teetz' is a Scrabble word.

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1/28/2008 1:03 PM  

  • Hmmm, looks like I'm missing out on some quality television programming.

    If I see TEETZ in scrabulous, I'll know where it came from Shannon ;)

    By Blogger Jamie, at 1/28/2008 2:21 PM  

  • Teetz is a scrabble word if you're Bret Michaels and you own a pepto pink fringe dress that has been bedazzled with all things purple.

    By Blogger Nicole P, at 1/28/2008 2:31 PM  

  • Dang, I gotta watch this show. It sounds right up my alley!

    By Blogger George, at 1/28/2008 4:30 PM  

  • We just watch TBS for reruns of Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond & Seinfeld. But it would be nice to see a new episode of CSI or something.

    By Blogger Donna, at 1/28/2008 8:14 PM  

  • It's a man, baby!!!!

    By Blogger Lea, at 1/28/2008 8:39 PM  

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    By Blogger Mark, at 1/28/2008 10:03 PM  

  • (Sorry - I forgot to sign TCBIM out of Google)

    That show looks too embarrassing to watch. I could hardly stand to look at the ads for it. There sure are a lot of skanky-assed women out there. Still, I guess they're honest about their willingness to whore themselves out, unlike a lot of other reality shows.

    House starts new episodes on Sunday, after the Superbowl (Go Pats!) and then will run new episodes starting on Tuesday. Super Tuesday, actually, this year. (Go Obama!)

    There. Now that I have your television schedule updated and my editorial comments made, I'm going to go watch Georgey boy give his last SOTU address.

    By Blogger Major Bedhead, at 1/28/2008 10:05 PM  

  • Julia,
    I can't wait for House episodes to start after the Giants kick the Pats asses ;)

    By Blogger Shannon, at 1/29/2008 7:20 AM  

  • Ugh, reality shows! My kids are dying for more "heroes." Thank goodness the Netflix keeps the movies coming fast and furious!

    By Blogger Naomi, at 1/29/2008 7:37 AM  

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